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The Little Rooster Wakes Ladies With A “Cock”-A-Doodle-Doo
It’s an alarm clock! It’s a vibrator! It’s Both!
The Little Rooster is an alarm specially-designed for women that wakes them by buzzing *ahem* where the sun don’t shine. The device sits inside a lady’s panties with its tip resting on her privates. At the proper time of day, the Little Rooster will wake her up with increasing vibration intensities. It includes both a traditional snooze setting as well as a Snorgasm setting, which vibrates very gently for “a ten-minute erotic slumber.” The Play function allows it to act as a normal sex toy.
The Little Rooster features twenty seven silent settings and three extra powerful “turbo” levels as well as dual motors. It’s powered by a USB-rechargable battery set.
1 million years of evolution has brought us to this. Totally worth it.
WAT
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OoooK, just a little strange…
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Woahhh single ladies dream
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fumblingtowardecstasy reblogged this from sirslittleprincess and added:
Holy cow, how come I have never heard of this before? lil-belle:
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sirslittleprincess reblogged this from littlelovee-x and added:
This would definitely wake me up in the morning.
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edieth3owl reblogged this from lickystickypickywe and added:
sure would get me
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imthegaybestfriend reblogged this from jacklynginger and added:
i should get this for my horny ass fuck gf. maybe she wouldn’t be so GRUMPY in the mornings…lol
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jacklynginger reblogged this from artistontheinside and added:
sooooo, you sleep with it inside of you??
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ratatatertot reblogged this from artistontheinside and added:
vibrator alarm clock. someone on this earth must love me enough to bestow such glory to my
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The Little Rooster Wakes Ladies With A “Cock”-A-Doodle-Doo
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artistontheinside reblogged this from maroonlagoon and added:
holy fuck. do want. i guarantee i’d be 258% less of a bitch in the morning if waking up involved orgasm.
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The gift that keeps on GIVING
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Um….Hey, Christmas present? Hah
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….. I could have done...that this morning! Would have been better than Lish yelling at me...
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sarahabes:dickslexia:anytimewilldomylove:lickypickystickyfree:...the ideas people...
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