1. »  Choice quotes from douchenozzle Penn State students via the New York Times story on the riots following Joe Paterno's firing.

    inothernews:

    • “I think the point people are trying to make is the media is responsible for JoePa going down.”  — Penn State freshman on why it was totally okay to overturn a news broadcast truck.  DOUCHENOZZLE POINTS (from 1-10):  9.
    • “We got rowdy, and we got maced.  But make no mistake, the board started this riot by firing our coach. They tarnished a legend.”  19-year-old Penn Stater, who apparently fails to realize that covering up criminal sexual activity is actually what tarnishes a legend.  DOUCHENOZZLE POINTS:  10.
    • “It’s not fair.  The board is an embarrassment to our school and a disservice to the student population.”  — 20-year-old Penn Stater, who is apparently not embarrassed that an assistant coach on his school’s football team raped young boys.  DOUCHENOZZLE POINTS:  11.
    • “This definitely looks bad for our school.  I’m sure JoePa wouldn’t want this, but this is just an uproar now, we’re finding a way to express our anger.”  — Freshman Penn Stater, who is good at stating the obvious and being contradictory all at once.  DOUCHENOZZLE POINTS:  12.
    • “Of course we’re going to riot.  What do they expect when they tell us at 10 o’clock that they fired our football coach?”  — 24-year-old Penn Stater, who probably didn’t riot when he found out Joe Paterno’s lieutenant raped little boys.  DOUCHENOZZLE POINTS:  15.
    • “My friends were like, ‘I don’t want to get maced.’   I was like, ‘I don’t want to miss seeing this, so I guess that means I do kind of want to get maced.’”  — Freshman Penn Stater, who I hope was maced.  DOUCHENOZZLE POINTS: 8.

    UGH UGH UGH @ the quotes.

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    [[TRIGGER WARNING for the rape of a minor and rape-apology behavior]]
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    My sister said the top one the other day, and I kinda went off.
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    What the eff is wrong w these kids???? When I caught the story on the news I honestly thought I had misunderstood what...
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    what is it about sports that turn people into troglodytes? seriously, i hope you all find what you said 5 years from now...
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    This just in in rape culture, a football coach being fired requires a response of riots.. children being raped and...
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    Sometimes I’m less opposed to the death penalty than others.
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    All I know about Penn State is what I’ve learned from an episode of This American Life called ” #1 Party School”. And...
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